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Miserable Bastard We don't really know much about this bloke. He just keeps sending us angry letters so we keep on publishing them. We don't understand why he's so angry all the time. He's probably ginger.

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Jessie J v Will Loomis in the enduring case of ‘Who really gives a flying fuck?!’

June 28th, 2012 | by Miserable Bastard

Jessie J is having her meaty danglers handed to her by some fame-starved, poverty-line-living, sonic-diarrhea-producing yank

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12 Disappointing Facts?! Your standards are too high…

December 14th, 2011 | by Miserable Bastard

Fuck your excerpt, just read the fucking article

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Before you buy that Stone Roses ticket…

October 20th, 2011 | by Miserable Bastard

Good to see the Stone Roses know how fucked the world is; we're in a place where unemployment is at its highest in decades and under 25s without jobs are expected to break a record soon so they decide to charge £55 a ticket

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It’s a matter of Prince-iple!

July 6th, 2011 | by Miserable Bastard

Now there's no denying that some of Prince's songs are timeless classics. In fact, the undeniable truth that some of his songs are indisputable masterpieces is part of the problem.

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That Miserable Bastards Guide To Doing Festivals Properly

June 29th, 2011 | by Miserable Bastard

Remember, you're going to fucking stink no matter what the fuck you do and no matter how many changes you make, it won't help so just take enough for a couple of changes (at most) in cases the rain pisses upon you, as it tends to do in this junkies bowel of a country

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‘Tis the season to be miserable

May 30th, 2011 | by Miserable Bastard

I’ve been gone for a while, folks. That’s right, he who seems to have enough time on his hands to

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That Miserable Bastard’s guide to Jedward

April 11th, 2011 | by Miserable Bastard

Prepare yourself because for the next few minutes, you're going to feel so violently angry reading this as I am writing this, not simply because the subject of this post is on a duo that really shouldn't be filed under the category of 'music' but rather 'twats that somehow managed to attain fame and wealth from doing nothing but acting like a pair of brain dead pig clones'. Of course, I'm talking about Jedward

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Rebecca Pain-In-The-Crack

March 21st, 2011 | by Miserable Bastard

Over the past week and a half, the whole world seemingly picked up on Rebecca Black, a 13 year old girl from California who clearly didn't have a fucking clue what horrendous involuntary-arse-battering of a situation she was getting herself into when she mind-fucked us all with her track 'Friday'

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That Miserable Bastard vs Jessie J

March 8th, 2011 | by Miserable Bastard

...what's been fucking me off lately is Jessie J. In fact, there's a whole wave of female artists that are doing my head in and I'm not just saying that because it's International Womens Day, I really mean it

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Welcome back to insanity – the 2011 edition

February 7th, 2011 | by Miserable Bastard

...the industry has clearly upped its dosage of whatever fucking medicine it takes that make everyone borderline unstable and once again order is restored as everyone acts as though they were a machine programmed by a drunk coder with knobs for fingers